10 Things I Think About Running

10 Things I Think About The Autumn Open XC 2025

1. Zero Year

I think that it is awful to be getting old, what makes it worse is that the degree of oldness in running is measured in chunks of 5 years. I have reached the end of the M35 moderately old man chunk which is probably the worst stage of moderately old man running as you are up against 35-year-olds when you are 39 which basically makes it impossible to get on the Irish Masters XC team.

2. Bere Island to Dublin

I think that it is a great pity that the Bere Island 5 mile is on the day before the Autumn Open XC, in the past I have experimented with doing both full tilt but one runs the risk of have to listen to annoying people praying for you to either get injured to confirm their correct suspicions that back to back races is a bad idea. In my old age I have become wise to this problem so instead I ran the 5 mile race in Bere Island at a controlled heart rate to reduce the risk of having to listen to annoying people.

3. Moisturizer

I think that it was about time that the October rain arrived. We were very lucky in Bere Island the day before as somehow it stopped raining for the race. Luckily the rain resumed in time to moisturize the Abbotstown course which remains my least favourite cross-country course in the world although it is slightly improved with moisture.

4. Two Bibs, Two Races

I think that I missed a trick by not registering for both the senior and master’s race. For some reason you had to enter each separately which doesn’t make much sense as they are the same race. I probably won’t get any world ranking points now to add to my huge collection of points as I only entered the moderately old man race. Despite not entering the second of the two races within the one race I still got to put on two bibs, one for the timing chip and one to mark me out as a moderately old man in the M35 category to aid other moderately old men in hunting me down.

5. Self-Made Singlet

I think that it was great to be the first person to represent the newly reformed Glanmire A.C in a national cross-country event. Our new Adidas singlets in the club colours of purple and white have not arrived yet so I had to make my own singlet from a purple Asics singlet, iron on lettering from amazon and an iron on club logo from stikets. I think I did a pretty good job of making it look like it was the actual club singlet. The only problem is that it is very difficult to find shorts to go with a purple singlet.

6. There Were Two Barrys

I think it was great to have the two Barry’s from Cork at the race. Barry Twohig was of no concern to me as he is in a different category of moderately old men, whereas Barry Donovan was in the same moderately old man category and needed to be avenged for the curious incident at the finish line in Carrigadrohid. I warmed up with Barry Twohig who kindly also allowed me to shelter in his tent before exchanging pleasantries with Barry Donovan in the starting area.

7. Slipping and Sliding

I think that the start of the race was great fun. The rain made the course sound different to previous years, the crunch and crack of spikes on the narrow gravel section 200m into the race was replaced with splashes and whatever noise those studded Dragonsflys make. You could almost tell who had the studs and who had spikes from the sharp slipperly left hand turn at the bottom of the hill. Those with spikes had no grip, with at least one person ending up on the ground each and every lap. I had the studded Dragonflys which are magical in the muck.

8. Nice Try, Now Get Out The Way

I think it is always interesting to catch the junior athletes after two laps. I wish I was young again and could run so hard that I literally grind to a halt after two laps. It must be great to be young and be able to produce so much lactic acid that you end up looking like Mark English 750m into an 800m race except two laps into a cross-country race. It was also at this point in the race that I managed to overhaul one of the two Barrys, Barry Donovan. I made sure to give him plenty of space as I passed and avoided any unnecessary contact.

9. Four Big + Two Small = No Good

I think that the four 1.5k laps followed by two 1k laps was a very bad idea. It was very odd, I was almost used to the 1.5k lap, then on the fifth lap we had to take this horrible left hand cambered bend to go onto a 1k lap that was completely different to the course we had been running on. It also meant that I was lapping people while also being in grave danger of being lapped myself. It was all a bit confusing and unnecessary. It would have been better to do the small laps first and then go onto the big laps.

10. Foubyfivek Virus

I think that there is a terrible virus doing the rounds at the moment. It is called Foubyfivek virus. A terrible virus for men over 40, it takes them weeks to recover from it. They catch it from younger men who watch YouTube, the younger men are unaffected, in fact the virus makes them faster. Foubyfivek virus meant that I didn’t have to worry about Michael Herlihy in the race as he contracted it last Saturday. Normally entering the finishing straight of any cross country race you could be assured that Michael Herlihy was catching you but not in Abbotstown, all I had to worry about was Barry Donovan who I just about managed to beat avoiding any collisions in the finishing straight crossing the line 8th in the M35 moderately old man category which unfortunately is not good enough to make the Irish team. Luckily next year is year zero of the M40.