Clonmel A.C 4 Mile 2025

10 Things I Think About The Clonmel 4 Mile 2025

1. It’s Good To Be In Clonmel

I think that the closer I get to 40 the more I appreciate just being able to do a race. I wish I was this sensible and less mad 15 years ago. It’s good to be able to do any race. Clonmel on St Stephen’s Day is pretty good too.

2. People Like You

I think that it was very unfair of Viv to blame the slight delay to the start on me and people of my ilk, yes I didn’t arrive until 11:40 but that’s just because I don’t like queuing. I prefer nice relaxed races like Clonmel where the race starts when people like me are ready for the race. It’s the way it should be.

3. Calm Down, Calm Down

I think that one of the keys to running well is calmness, lots of things go wrong when you are running races. It’s how you react to them that dictates the result. I could see the stress in Viv’s eyes that the delay was causing, his perfectly planned and measured warm up disrupted. Me in contrast, I jogged the few 100m from the school to the start to the left of the bridge with not a worry in world, well apart from the worry that I was going to miss the already delayed start.

4. Loads of Them

I think that all of the young fellas must have seen last year’s results of this result and though if that useless article can finish 3rd man, I’ll have a bit of that, as there was absolutely loads of them on the start line. It’s great to see so many young people running road races again. Hopefully they will go back to the track in the summer or do a good long training block.

5. New Shoes

I think that there were a lot of Christmas present shoes on display at the start. It appears to be a draw between the Puma Fast R3 and the Asics Metaspeed at the moment with a few Vaporfly 4s thrown probably because they are basically giving them away. I’m still in the Pumas which are probably the best shoe I’ve ever worn by miles.

6. Very Fast

I think that owing to the amount of young fellas the start of the race was very fast. I have discovered a cure for my slow starts in Creatine which has definitely helped to make me more like a young fella. I take 5g a day with a similar sized scoop of beta alanine in a smoothie. I haven’t gotten any more muscly but I feel a bit more powerful.

7. Count the Beeps

I think that it is very hard not to look at the watch during a race like a 4 mile or 5k. I kind of want to know what pace I’m going but I also don’t. Instead I listen for the beeps every kilometre and count them, three more beeps, you can take three more beeps of this misery. That’s how I get through it.

8. Idyllic Marathon Weather

I think that if a marathon was to be organised in Clonmel on days like this it would be faster than Valencia. The conditions were ideal, about 6 degrees, little to no wind and dry. Perfect for running, you couldn’t rely on it so it would have to be like a cancellable marathon where you could keep moving it until the weather came right. Might work the week after Christmas.

9. Revenge of the Dermot

I think that it would have been better if Clonmel had of been a cross country race than a 4 mile road race. I spent the whole race in Clonmel with Dermot Gorman glued to my back waiting to exact revenge for my great victory in the moderately old man Munster cross country in Tramore. Sure enough the minute we got near the line I was overtaken by Dermot and his red Asics Metaspeeds in the sprint for the all important 11th place and absolutely no prize at all.

10. Worlds Best

I think that someone should be keeping track of Vivian Foley, he is definitely worthy of at least a Cathal Dennehy article and maybe even Paul Kimmage. 20:50 in the M55 category must not be far off a world record for 4 miles. I’m having to run probable PBs over 4 miles to give him a bad beating these days.

Rathcormac 4 Mile 2025

10 Things I Think About The Rathcormac 4 Mile 2025

1. Reigning Champion

I think that it is nice to go back to a race as the reigning champion. It is a rare enough thing to happen to a moderately old man like me so it is important to enjoy these occasions. I won last year by beating one of my heroes James McCarthy. Unfortunately, 2025 has been a year of injury and time spent on Zwift cycling so there wasn’t much hope of a repeat victory, not that there was much hope even if I hadn’t spent the summer banjaxed.

2. Law of Conservation of Injury

I think that one of the laws of running is that running injuries are neither created nor destroyed merely transferred from one runner to another. Thankfully my time as an injured runner has come to an end. It took 11 weeks for my right anterior inferior tibiofibular ligament to knit itself back together after the Midleton 5 mile. Unfortunately, this means that some poor other runner is now injured. Think about it if this law wasn’t true there would be no physios.

3. Puma Fast-R Nitro Elite 3

I think that a lot can change over the course of three months. New shoes have arrived on the scene in the shape of the Puma Fast-R Nitro Elite 3 which are supposed to be better than everything else according to science and YouTube. Local runners are also using Bicarb which has filtered down from the elites and YouTube. Isn’t it great to be alive at such a time, you don’t even have to train to get better just buy stuff. I decided I would limit myself to the shoes only and keep the bicarb for a night where the toilet is closer to the finish line.

4. Perfect Training

I think that I will do only perfect training while I still remember the time I spent cycling on Zwift while I watched very annoying influencer running channels. The fear of ending up back on the bike watching drivel is enough to put manners on my madness for at least a few months or weeks or days.

5. Photo Photo

I think one of the things I missed about being injured is that no one was around to take my photo. No one took my photo while I was cycling on Zwift which is just as well. There lots of excellent photographers in Rathcormac, from Garry Lee to Graham. I don’t think I look different after the injury which is good.

6. No Respect

I think that it was terrible to be left so far behind at the start. Despite the fact that I was the reigning champion there was no respect given. Paul Hartnett was gone into the distance within 400m with victory assured, Pat Hennessy and Aidan Connell were gone too leaving me without even hope of a podium. After about 400m I figured out how to work the Pumas and started to move up from about 9th to 6th.

7. Missed Misery

I think that the thing I missed most about racing is the feeling of utter misery about halfway through a race. It is marvellous. You don’t get anywhere near the misery on Zwift, the misery on Zwift is a horrible misery whereas running a race misery is wonderful. As enjoyable as the misery was it was becoming clear that I would have to fight for my usual fourth place finish as both Niall O’Callaghan and Struan Simpson were proving difficult to get ahead of.

8. Potentially Fourth, Potentially First

I think that because I won the race last year, did I mention that, I assumed that I would be able to repeat my moderately fast finish of last year. The last mile, that’s where I’ll get Niall I thought. Unfortunately, Niall had other ideas and I became more and more confirmed in fifth position. The Pumas which earlier I had feared were going to result in a torn calf became more comfortable but didn’t result in any magical finish. Perhaps I just watched too much YouTube.

9. Disappointed Commentator

I think that the commentator at the race must have been unaware of my terrible injury and the superiority of Paul Hartnett even if I was in the full of my health. Clearly I was expected to win comfortably as he was disappointed to have to wait until 5th place to welcome me home. Using the Michael Herlihy Method ™ of calculating where you would have finished in races you ran but were not at full fitness, I reckon I would have done well to get fourth on a good day seeing as when I won last year I ran 20:50 or so.

10. Definitely Not Injured

I think that it is great not to be injured. Injuries are great because they make you appreciate running and racing. It is such a privilege to be able to run a race not be hurt and then do a warm down afterwards in no pain. I don’t really mind if I never get to win a race again or run a PB again as long as I can run and experience pure misery while being watched by a field of cows. It is so much better than sitting on a bike sweating watching running influencers on YouTube.