Munster Masters XC 2025

1. On The Promenade

I think that Tramore was a great venue for a cross-country race. I don’t know if I’ve ever been to Tramore before, it is quite far away from Glanmire but worth the trip. A nice seaside town, like a Spanish town without the sunshine and heat. The course was right beside the promenade in a park with a playground, a bit different to the usual farmer’s field. It was almost like having a cross-country race in a town. A great idea.

2. Norwegian Michael Herlihy Method (NMHM)

I think that the closest thing that I have to a coach is Michael Herlihy, both of us are pretty much uncoachable but we do run together a lot so we must agree to do the same sessions. Before the start of the race, I told him that we should repackage the training program as the Norwegian Michael Herlihy Method and sell it on the internet for €20 a month more than normal training because of the word Norwegian, it could be a sensation, we could even get local Glanmire Norwegian physio Chris Smetana to endorse it.

3. Short, Long or Studs

I think that it is very important to come to a cross-country race prepared for all conditions. Because there is no timetable for these events you may not have a lot of time before the start of the race. What I do is I make sure I am prepared for all eventualities and bring three pre tooled pairs of spikes, one with studs, one with 6mm spikes and one with 12mm spikes. Then you can have a look at the course while collecting your number before taking the appropriate pair of spikes from the boot of the car and running over to the start. In this case the studded Dragonfly XC were chosen.

4. Sure I Wouldn’t Know I’m Just Getting Changed

I think that the self-service number collection system worked well at the event. It was sort of like the self-service checkout at SuperValu where there is a person watching you and they only intervene if you get stuck. I jogged over to the tent and found the numbers neatly stacked in brown envelopes on the table with the club names labelled on them. There was a man in the tent who I asked if I could take the number for Glanmire A.C but he was only getting changed in the tent and had nothing to do with the operation so I just took the envelope and jogged back to the car hoping that I might get a mile of a warmup done.

5. La Source

I think that who ever designed the course in Tramore should get an award for designing the best cross-country course ever. It was wonderful, a triumph of imagination, sort of like a combination of a Scalextric track and a Formula one track except with moderately old men instead of super-fast cars. The first corner was like the first corner at Spa-Francorchamps, I was wary of a first corner collision, so I took it handy off the line and waited for the second or third corner to make my move to the front.

6. Take a Mucky Picture of Me

I think that it was great that there was a bit of muck on the course. It wasn’t anywhere near as mucky as I had hoped for but there were still hairpins with ankle deep muck that made you grind to a halt before getting going again in the opposite direction. It appeared as if there were several people taking pictures which pleased me greatly as it is great to get a picture of yourself running through the muck.

7. Dermot and Me

I think that it was a very tough race with Dermot Gorman. You are always guaranteed a tough race in the Masters division. On the line there were numerous people with marathon times sub 2:30 with Dermot’s excellent 2:28 from New York this year being one of the more recent sub 2:30 marathons in the field. I was particularly worried when he was still following me around like my shadow on the third of the four big laps.

8. Downhill Difference

I think that I was very lucky with the course design. The great person who designed the course helpfully made the uphill section twisty with the downhill section straight, so I was able to push the downhill every lap and survive on the uphill twists. On the second last time down the hill, I managed to get enough of a gap on Dermot that I could see him parallel to me as we went up the twisty hill for the last time. I was still terrified of being caught so I continued to run as hard as I could all the way to the line which is generally a good idea when you are leading a race.

9. The Missing 500m

I think that it was terrible for Michael Herlihy that the course measured 500m short on the infallible GPS watch. It was very clear that he was catching me and only for the short course he would have beaten me. I do wonder about people who look at their watch in cross country race. What is the watch going to tell you? The pace? The distance? All are irrelevant just run faster than the fellas around you and run the number of laps that you are supposed to run, who cares about the distance. I felt like it was a good long race anyway as I was completely out of breath crossing the line, so out of breath that I didn’t see the black dog doing his best dancing priest impression.

10. Medals

I think that it was great to win the first cross country medal for the newly reformed Glanmire A.C. I don’t know the history of the old club as the internet only goes back to about 2006. I presume someone from the old Glanmire N.A.C.A club would have won some sort of medal at some stage as Glanmire is a great place for running. Hopefully it is the first of many more medals for Glanmire A.C.

Photo: James Veale

Munster Masters 3000m 2021

10 Things I Think About the Munster Masters 3000m

1. I Really Shouldn’t Be Here

I think I shouldn’t have been as afraid of becoming a masters runner. It has always been a great fear of mine. I used to see people like John Meade and Donal Coffey and think, that’ll never happen to me. Then it did.

2. The Poor Relation

I think what I saw outside The Poor Relation on Saturday at 10am might have been a sign from God. There was a man with similar hair to me, sitting outside the pub with a glass of wine and a pint of Guinness. I thought to myself he probably didn’t bother with masters athletics.

3. Track Work

I think that I will have to do some more track work if I’m ever to beat Viv on the track. My prep for this race was 4x200m on Thursday and Friday. It’s a different sport to the road and cross country.

4. Magic Spikes

I think that the magic Dragonfly spikes aren’t half as magic as the magic shoes. They aren’t bouncy, all they really do is make it possible to walk without significant pain the next day. The Dragonflys are an improvement but they don’t turn donkeys like me into racehorses.

5. Templemore

I think that every small town should be like Templemore with a lovely park and a lovely track in the centre of the town. This is what I imagine the country would be like if the GAA took over Athletics Ireland.

6. Vaporfly Police, Arrest This Man

I think that the main offical did a great job of policing the Vaporflys. God it was great, I’d loved to have been doing it. The official almost took as much pleasure from it as I would, “Are those Nike Vapourflys? They’re banned, as bad as doping, and don’t get me started on doping”. The poor man with the Vaporflys had to scuttle away and change into non-magic shoes. It was wonderful, possibly the best thing that has ever happened at a race.

7. 1600m

I think that a 3000m race is one of the most disgusting races you can run. It is pure pain, pretty much an all out sprint. I was pretty ok for the first four laps sitting behind Viv who was sitting behind Dermot Kearns who I had advised Viv was a potential adversary. Once we went through the mile my throat started to hurt.

8. 1 Km

I think that the second kilometer of the 3000m doesn’t actually start until after a mile. It is the hardest part of the race. I knew this, I don’t know why I lost contact with Viv and Dermot but I did. It kind of just happened gradually. To make it worse a fella from Thurles danced around me and easily bridged the gap up to Viv, he was wearing Air Zoom Victories so perhaps I need to get a pair of them, perhaps they’re the true magic spikes.

9. 400m

I think that the last 400m is actually the easiest part of the race. You know that the pain is going to be over soon so you might as well suffer a bit more. I tried to motivate myself by thinking of how embarrassing it was to be badly beaten by two M50s and an M40 but it didn’t work. I ended up in fourth about 15 seconds behind Viv but crucially and vitally the first moderately old man with excellent hair in the M35 category.

10. The Future

I think that masters running is great, I really enjoyed it. It’s sort of like starting running all over again. M35 is a totally ridiculous category, fellas have won Olympic medals over 35, but after a full year without races, anything that means at least three more cross country races every year is a great thing.

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I used “Track Mode” on the Garmin Forerunner 945 for the race. It works sort of like the watch works in the swimming pool, it autolaps every 400m and overrides the GPS so you get an accurate distance and pace.